today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary.
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad.
THE LITERAL NEXT LINE IS “NO I’M JUST PLAYING”. Funny how those who are “offended” never seem to mention that.
every single day thin body types are applauded, worshipped and praised
can bigger girls have ONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you fucking joking right now? This song should send no offense to skinny people whatsoever. There are so many fucking things that glorify being skinny, and now that there is one song, I repeat ONE SONG that says it’s okay to be curvy, or larger, you’re gonna get all fucking offended and bag on it? I don’t think so. It actually says ‘nah I’m just playing’ after the only remotely offensive line in the song. No. No no no. I need to take a breather because this is not fucking okay. Sit the fuck down, shit the fuck up, and let the larger girls be confident about themselves JUST THIS FUCKING ONCE. Thanks.
why are you closed why why tell us the reason